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Category Archives: Jokes and Humor

As I understand that the nature of my site is getting a little to dim because of my recent health-related problems and the same old, same old melancholy of a girl who feels lost. 🙂 So now, I am trying to shake things up a little by posting the first ever humor post (or an attempt at one).

I don’t know if all of you are aware but Nowadays, bat-shit crazy pick-up lines are really a sensation in the Philippines. So I just want to share some of the pick-up lines that I have heard and read. Ofcourse, I am going to translate it to english as most pick-up lines here in our country are conveniently being stated in our own language which is FILIPINO.

So here goes my attempt to be funny.:)

1. Boy: Are you a manure?

    Girl: Why?

    Boy: Because I can never ever treat you like a toy. 🙂

    ***This line is from a local movie.

2.  Boy: Are you a spoon?

     Girl: Why?

     Boy: Because everytime I see you my jaw always drop. 🙂

3. Boy: Are you a robber?

    Girl: Why?

    Boy: Because I will definitely give you everything, just don’t hurt me. 🙂

4. Boy: Are you a testpaper?

    Girl: Why?

    Boy: Because I want to check you out. 🙂

5. Boy: Are you a television?

    Girl: Why?

    Boy: Because I want to turn you on. 🙂

Okay! That’s it. I hope you guys didn’t get irritated with this post.

P.S.

Please don’t ask me why the girl just keeps saying “WHY”. That is just how it is. 🙂 And also, I am not the one who came up with this stuff, I have just heard this stuff in TV and in my convo with my friends and co-workers. I just decided to translate it in english and put it up, just to have a good laugh. 🙂