As I understand that the nature of my site is getting a little to dim because of my recent health-related problems and the same old, same old melancholy of a girl who feels lost. 🙂 So now, I am trying to shake things up a little by posting the first ever humor post (or an attempt at one).
I don’t know if all of you are aware but Nowadays, bat-shit crazy pick-up lines are really a sensation in the Philippines. So I just want to share some of the pick-up lines that I have heard and read. Ofcourse, I am going to translate it to english as most pick-up lines here in our country are conveniently being stated in our own language which is FILIPINO.
So here goes my attempt to be funny.:)
1. Boy: Are you a manure?
Boy: Because I can never ever treat you like a toy. 🙂
***This line is from a local movie.
2. Boy: Are you a spoon?
Boy: Because everytime I see you my jaw always drop. 🙂
3. Boy: Are you a robber?
Boy: Because I will definitely give you everything, just don’t hurt me. 🙂
4. Boy: Are you a testpaper?
Boy: Because I want to check you out. 🙂
5. Boy: Are you a television?
Boy: Because I want to turn you on. 🙂
Okay! That’s it. I hope you guys didn’t get irritated with this post.
Please don’t ask me why the girl just keeps saying “WHY”. That is just how it is. 🙂 And also, I am not the one who came up with this stuff, I have just heard this stuff in TV and in my convo with my friends and co-workers. I just decided to translate it in english and put it up, just to have a good laugh. 🙂